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In an effort to shed light on the Kear Stevens phenomenon and to edify the general public on any recent findings, we have provided a form below where interested persons may contribute findings, evidence, data, theories, hypotheses, unsubstantiated rumors, notions, factoids, poppycock, dirt and the general lowdown as well as request any additional information on Kear Stevens.

Note: Any information you provide will be kept strictly confidential and will not be sold or otherwise transferred (unless, of course, our organization finds itself in a financial bind, as we did in the fall of 1994, at which time we will auction all collected personal information to the highest bidder; we are a non-profit organization, after all).










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